1. bettydays:

    I have a story.

    So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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    When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

    And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

    He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

    All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

    (Source: toocooltobehipster, via the-teddy-bear-gaymer)

     
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  3. tori-fiona-regina:

    Tori and Tash

     

  4. The Many Faces of Gabrielle

    pariahknight:

    xenaboob:

    thegreatgodum:

    xenaboob:

    oh u mean like

    Stabrielle

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    Momrielle

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    Galadrielle

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    Scamrielle

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    Bangrielle

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    Dragrielle

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    Yestouchmethererielle

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    Don’t be sorry.

    I love that last one (I don’t think I’ve seen the episode? subatomic-violin, have you?) but I feel like a crucifixion picture is an inappropriate illustration for “Bangrielle”…….

    "inappropriate illustration"

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    jeffsgoldenbloom HELP I CANt

    pariahknight OMFG NO 

    (Source: halfbakedpoet)

     
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  8. nepetalast:

    sheyna-sterling:

    pissy-little-aquarius:

    why are parents allowed to yell and scream at their children and call them names and just make them feel like shit in general…

    but when kids try to defend themselves…. its disrespectful?

    what kind of fucking shit parents do you have

    is this a new thing to you

    pariahknight why is this the truth

    (via madimpossiblemiracle)

     

  9. maliataete:

    queerbriel:

    welcome to womens clothing where the sizes are made up and the measurements don’t matter

    (via docmauraisles)

     

  10. sweaterpawz:

    *meets u in dark alley wearing a trench coat* got any fic recs

    (Source: cooldog1996, via alexsdystopia)